Glass Collector Gifts

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect the glasses?'

'He's a nice boy - It's a shame how some people take advantage!'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'...Err...Could I have a straight glass, Landlord?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'It's an antique!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

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"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Bottletrees.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

"Your shout!"

Love wine

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

Wine of the Day Club