Glass Collector Mugs

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Did you or did you not tell me to collect the glasses?'

'He's a nice boy - It's a shame how some people take advantage!'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'...Err...Could I have a straight glass, Landlord?'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

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'It's an antique!'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Bottletrees.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Love wine

Knights Wing Mirrors.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Your shout!"

Wine of the Day Club

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."