Glasses Collector Mugs

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

Aging Ungracefully

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"No, I didn't say they were smart glasses. I said they make you look smarter."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

Darn. I think I accidentally grabbed the 4-d glasses.

Spider glasses.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

Findings from the Meeting.

"I've got to the age when I need my hearing aid, false teeth and distance glasses to ask where I've left my reading glasses!"

Professor Wiles grows insufferable.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Sundial Time

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

Wine of the Day Club

A man on a desert island writes 'Have a nice day' in glass bottles repeatedly.

Do you like my bling?

See? Those guys on chlorophyll just lie around in the sun all day!

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'