Collecting Glasses Mugs

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

Glasses to find other glasses.

Aging Ungracefully

"Can you order a small pair of matching glasses for my friend here?"

"Be honest - do these glasses make me look scarier?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

HEY, TWO EYES!

"...If the other kids call you four eyes just ignore them"

These are perfect. I'll take them.

'Do glasses suit me?'

'These are really cool. I'm taking them off you.'

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'You really do need new glasses!'

Opticians

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Just the one...

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"I'm in disguise."

Rogue elephant

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Love wine

'Let there be cool.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."