Collecting Glasses Gifts

Optimistic Optometry: Sale Rose-colored glasses.

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Man reads subliminal message during eye test.

Glasses to find other glasses.

Aging Ungracefully

"Can you order a small pair of matching glasses for my friend here?"

"Be honest - do these glasses make me look scarier?"

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

HEY, TWO EYES!

"...If the other kids call you four eyes just ignore them"

These are perfect. I'll take them.

'Do glasses suit me?'

'These are really cool. I'm taking them off you.'

CIA 'They gave me a license to kill, but it says I have to wear glasses.'

'You really do need new glasses!'

Opticians

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Trains. Why do they you "Four-eyes"? It's an optical allusion.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

These species are only living off the coast of Southern California!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

Just the one...

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

When you said the cat was hacking down here, I assumed you meant a hairball.

Rogue elephant

"I'm in disguise."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'