Collecting Beer Glasses Gifts

Just the one...

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

You got that beer that the monks make, didn't you?

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'Here comes your own personal weekly beer supply, Joe!'

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

"This cheap can of domestic beer has a bouquet reminiscent of...beer."

'Malty tasking.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Love wine

Ad Valorem

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"To toast!"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"Wine not?"

"Did you order a starter?"

Lite Beer.

"Pick me! No me! Me! Pick me! Pick ME!"

'Someday I hope he grows up into a sports bottle...just like his father.'

REAL ALE for one pint only

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

Beer Ultrasound

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"You've got six days."

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'