Glassware Collector Gifts

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

A glass of red wine

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Wine of the Day Club

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Love wine

"To toast!"

'He's been shot!'

Wine

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

'Red for me, please.'

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"Wine not?"

A Good Year.

"Did you order a starter?"

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar