Glassware Collector Gifts

'Honest, dear. I'm only having one glass.'

A glass of red wine

'Sorry about the vessels; I can't seem to decide if I want to be a wine guy, or a beer guy.'

'He's holding a sign saying he's marooned with 20 cases of La Tache. A second sign: drop a corkscrew and come back in six months.'

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"Got any bathtub gin?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Oh I don't mind you turning over my cups to look at the mark. But next time, please finish your tea.'

Wine of the Day Club

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

Love wine

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Red for me, please.'

'Just one more and this puppy is headed for another bar.'

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

"To toast!"

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'

Wine

'He's been shot!'

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"Wine not?"

A Good Year.

'Ignore him, he's just angry because you're eating out of his bowl.'

"Did you order a starter?"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

A European Nightjar in the form of a Jar

'No thanks, just squinting.'