Glassware Enthusiast Gifts

'They're nice, but do you really expect me to drink my imported Merlot from domestic Merlot glasses?'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Love wine

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"To toast!"

"Wine not?"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Did you order a starter?"

Drinking Hats

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

A spoon you can run away with, but a spork is the kind of practical utensil you marry.

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Greek Vase

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'Not THAT glass, you idiot.'

'What do you like about her?'

'So much for the 'Eye of the Tiger'.'

Crowd of glasses Wearers.