Glassware Aficionado Gifts

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Love wine

"To toast!"

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

The public was right

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

"Wine not?"

Antique silver

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Drinking Hats

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"I've just broken my glasses... Will I have to be examined all over again?"