Glassware Aficionado Gifts

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

It's our new twin-handle beer mug. It's for manly, two-fisted drinkers, as well as weaklings like you who can't lift it with one hand.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

The Ladies of Kew encouraged everybody to recycle.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

Glasses on, Crazy Cowman's secret identity was safe

Love wine

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"To toast!"

The public was right

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

'Why do you always have to make a spectacle of yourself.'

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"Think of these as the car your face is driving."

"Wine not?"

'Now that's what I CALL a spectacle case.'

'My doctor wants me to watch what I eat, so I'm here for glasses.'

Drinking Hats

Antique silver

"They don't make me look too owlish, do they?"

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

"Oh, swallow your pride and go to the eye doctor!"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

'Because I can get things done. I mean, don't I make him look a lot smarter? And I'm not plain glass. . . I swear!'

"He's just p****d off, because these days, I'm more popular than he is."

"Now, be honest. Do these glasses make me look ridiculous?"

"Don't be silly, Wendy...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

Forget about seeing the forest, or even the trees...right now Doug was far from that space!!

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"