Glass Art Enthusiast Gifts

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

Pam collected ceramic pigs. Just one so far, but even that seemed like too many.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

Executive MFA

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

"Spanish ladies have nice eyes."

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

'Lovely private view . . . must come again to see the pictures.'

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"At least we agree that buying a glass house was a lousy idea."

'People who live in glass houses are rare.'

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

"The price of one million five is the highest price ever paid for a Blanchard."

Cargo Ship Backlog

The Drunkard's Children - Drinking at Gin Shop, Haven of Social Evils

Tanked tanker.

Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

Recycle your shattered hopes and broken dreams here.

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

'I got tired of trying to get it into one of those tiny bottles.'

Rembrandt van Rijn