Stained Glass Art Lover Gifts

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

A Quiet Rebuke.

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"No, honey, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have the measles."

Base chapel.

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

The 'British Tar' of the Future (The Future of the Navy)

Trilby - 'Out of the mysterious East'.

"I wish he'd hurry up. My back's killing me."

Declaration of 3rd French Republic, 1870

The Farmer's Return.

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Trilby - 'Qu'est ce qu'il a donc, ce litrebili?'

"As you were, sailor!"

Two Ladies and A Boy At The Seaside.

Drawing Room Minstrels

Newman Noggs leaves the ladies in the empty house

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

Proud mother telling new maid to be lenient to her unruly son

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

Building a Church.

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

The Drunkard's Children - Drinking at Gin Shop, Haven of Social Evils

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'