Stained Glass Gifts

Playing Ball in front of the Church Windows.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

Optician and the PI.

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Base chapel.

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

Sherlock Holmes peering through giant magnifying glass.

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

Building a Church.

"He's a spy glass."

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!