Stained Glass Artist Gifts

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

Vincent Van Og.

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"Do you mean am I busy busy?"

Base chapel.

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

Building a Church.

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!

Action collaging

Cargo Ship Backlog

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

'I like to get here right when Dave opens up, and get a clean glass.'

Ding Dong Merrily on High

Professional Glass-Blowing Demonstration.

'Boy, they don't miss a thing, do they?'

'Here, if you don't do windows, you're through!'

J.Froggett Glaziers - "Now go get some business"

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

"Ogg is into high-def cave art."