Stained Glass Prints

Playing Ball in front of the Church Windows.

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'No, you're not calling at a bad time. I'm a professional wine taster - it's alwasys a good time.'

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Potichomania (The art of decorating glass), as carried out by Master Tom in the Easter holidays.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

"I wanted to make it look like the ones at church."

"May I borrow your glasses so I can find my glasses?"

Optician and the PI.

'Corporations' studying a city for its 'pros' and 'cons'

Base chapel.

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

Priest getting stained glass glasses.

"I know the schools are great, but is this really the house we want to ride out the apocalypse in?"

Wine-tasting Tour.

Man blowing glass. His dentures have fallen out and are in the glass bubble.

"I heard they make glass from sand but I have no idea where to begin."

'I'm from the odd shaped glass supply company.'

"Wine is good for you in moderation, so I named my goblet 'Moderation.'"

"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

Sherlock Holmes peering through giant magnifying glass.

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

"Don't be silly, Semira...who would make fun of such cute glasses?"

'Okay, son...Today, I want you to play soccer at Poolbeg Street, Gloucester Street and East Lombard Street!'

Building a Church.

"He's a spy glass."

'I tend to look on the negative side of things. Do you guys do rose coloured glasses'

'I admit that we are a progressive order Brother, but when I asked you to update our stained-glass window...'

...And the winner is: Glass Industry!