Stain Artist Gifts

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Face painting.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

Knitted Kitty.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I love every single one of these."

Live Laugh Knit

Haircuts

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

Crocheting during lockdown

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

"For lunch? Spaghetti. Why do you ask?"

Sheep's Wool Has Been Used To Make Web.

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

Dry Cleaners. My cup runneth over again…..

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

"Come on, Mom...these can't all look carpet stains."

Clown Car Window Decals

Spindles

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

Knitting

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

Cleaners Fold-Press Alterations. Open. The stain's still on my shirt, but they did remove the ten-spot from my pants.

Laundry Dry Cleaner. If a spritz of moisture doesn't get this stain out we'll have to color the shirt. It's a dew or dye situation!

"My job is in finance. This is just my hobby."

'Bruce, I've painted my body.'

Knitting pretty