Stain Artist Pillows

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

Face painting.

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

Cat rolls up yarn like power cord.

Knitted Kitty.

My old recipes have so many food stains they're practically scratch and sniff.

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"I love every single one of these."

Haircuts

Crocheting during lockdown

Live Laugh Knit

'I'm knitting a cozy for the house.'

'I've run out of space. Could you tattoo my body in flesh tones and start over?'

'Tell your mom that the grape juice stain is just your way of marking your territory.'

"Well, Henderson, you were the one who thought we should give him a free hand."

'Let me know when you feel wonderfully refreshed by the fragrances of botanicals grown in water.'

'No matter what I do I can't get rid of his squid marks.'

Clown Car Window Decals

'I can't believe it. The same woman who sends me to my room for staining my clothes just donated money for stained glass.'

Woman uses a man in the stocks to hold her wool.

Knitting

Spindles

'How to get mustard stains out of clothing? Excuse me while I call my mother!'

'This is ornithology - Arts next door!'

"My job is in finance. This is just my hobby."

'Bruce, I've painted my body.'

'Birthmark? Nope...no pocket protector during the great permanent ink pen leak of '72.'

Knitting pretty