Food Stain Artists Pillows

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Shaved Ice

Mouse with a cat cake.

Culinary surgery.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Funky Chef 2

Picasso

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

The Salvador Deli

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

'Quit playing with it.'

Abundance of Caution

Artist and chiken

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Almost Everything Bagel

"The fire department ruined dinner."

'Is it still edible?'

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

Funky Chef 1

Do you do portraits as well?

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

Food Photography

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate