Culinary Disaster Artist Pillows

'We'll have to eat out tonight - the meatloaf turned on me.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'Now, honey, think real hard again...are you sure you read the directions for those cupcakes correctly?'

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

"So, that's 'flambe'..."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'My hero!'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

"My dad ate my homework."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"He cooks under the guidance of a smoke alarm."

"I hope you like smoked salmon."

'Is it still edible?'

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"Could Doctor see him now-I have the dinner to cook."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

"Okay, let's eat."

Smoke gets in your eyes.

"Dinner isn't ready yet. I haven't heard the smoke alarm go off."

"Changed our mind about the salad, did we?"