Culinary Disaster Fan Pillows

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Disaster in the kitchen.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"My dad ate my homework."

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"The fire department ruined dinner."

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

Dinosaur Dining

Hot dog carts collide

'How was the snapper, sir?'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

Smelly fish.

"Gesundheit!"

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

All sizzle and no roast

"Okay, let's eat."

Smoke gets in your eyes.

Sandwich Fail