Culinary Disaster Fan Prints

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Disaster in the kitchen.

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"My dad ate my homework."

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

Dinosaur Dining

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

'How was the snapper, sir?'

Hot dog carts collide

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

All sizzle and no roast

"Okay, let's eat."

Smelly fish.

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

"Gesundheit!"

Smoke gets in your eyes.