Culinary Catastrophe Fans Prints

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

"My dad ate my homework."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"I followed the recipe and this is where it led me."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

Smelly fish.

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

Murphy's Slaw.

Smoke gets in your eyes.

'Allors Monsieur, let's see... one fish meal... one phone call for the ambulance... that'll be 79,70.'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

Sandwich Fail

"Okay, let's eat."

'No, we can't pass it off as 'blackened' goulash!'

'I'd say he's tried Mrs Beeton's Recipe for a disaster.'

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

"I'd say another twenty minutes before plating. We'll know once the swearing gets really desperate."

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

"I think I've had this nightmare before."

"I, uh, think I ruined your broth."