Culinary Catastrophe Lover Prints

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'

'I'll never look at a cheese omelette ever again!'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"My dad ate my homework."

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"Maybe we were wrong to hire him just because he looks good in paper."

"I've burnt the roast...Turn down the restaurant lighting a touch!"

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

"I followed the recipe and this is where it led me."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

'What d'you mean,Doris-you,ve burnt OUR dinner,and hers NEXT door,and hers NEXT door again and...?'

Smoke gets in your eyes.

Smelly fish.

Sandwich Fail

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

Murphy's Slaw.

"Careful, I'm spilling your shrimp bisque all over the place."

Fire In Restaurant