Culinary Calamity Fan Pillows

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Roasted

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Bake off: Flan B

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Disaster in the kitchen.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Ahoy!"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

Hot dog carts collide

Dinosaur Dining

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

'I told you she is a bad cook - that's just defrosting the chips.'