Culinary Calamity Fan T-Shirts

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

"I remember his last words were, 'Another bite and I'll burst!'..."

Is that pancake ready yet?

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Roasted

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Hang on, I know I came into the kitchen for something..."

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Bake off: Flan B

Disaster in the kitchen.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Ahoy!"

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Leak Soup. No, it's not a misspelling. The roof dripped into the casserole.

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"What are you looking up, recipes for disaster?"

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Oh my god- the salad's on fire!"

Honey, come eat your oatmeal before it sets!

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'That new recipe didn't quite work out. Do you fancy popping down to the chippy?'

Hot dog carts collide

Dinosaur Dining

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."