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'Er, how long did you say you had been teaching Home Economics, Miss Jones?'

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Is that pancake ready yet?

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

Roasted

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'Not beans on toast again.' - 'No, toast on beans. I dropped it.'

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

"My dad ate my homework."

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

Chef chasing an egg.

'Hello, police? There's been a food fight here and I'm afraid the cheese got the worse of it.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"...Oh no, not you. You couldn't be satisfied with one saucepan..."

Tinguely, Jean. Homage to the Dinner Party Mother Spent Months Preparing. Performance Piece. 1926.

Struggling chef.

Ramsay's kitchen nightmare.

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"