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TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"Gesundheit!"

"There may be a slight delay on the beef fillet."

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Dinosaur Dining

All sizzle and no roast

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

Hot dog carts collide

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cafe Burns.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Anti-inflammation recipes

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

It's all gravy.

'You made me jump.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Cooking With Pollock.

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

'The food put up a fight.'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Out and In.

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

Tsunami in the cooking pot.