Culinary Chaos Fan Mugs

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

"Gesundheit!"

"There may be a slight delay on the beef fillet."

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Dinosaur Dining

All sizzle and no roast

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

Hot dog carts collide

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Cafe Burns.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Anti-inflammation recipes

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'You made me jump.'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

It's all gravy.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Out and In.

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'The food put up a fight.'

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

Russian eggs.

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'