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"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

Ethel regretted having natural gas installed.

Man balancing food.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

Cooking with mum.

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Out and In.

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"Cooking is easy. You put stuff on the stove, burn it and then order pizza. My mom does it all the time."

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

'You made me jump.'

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

Egg battle.

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

It's all gravy.

'I'm sorry, I seem to have taken a wrong turning somewhere on the electronic information super-highway.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Have you ever mixed nuts before, son?"

The home-style cooking institute

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Cafe Burns.

Ten out of ten for effort...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'