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"Dinner will be ready in about 10 minutes"

Sloshed in kitchen.

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

French wine

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

Before/After

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Important Food Groups

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Our visit to the flan factory.

Sauce for the Goose

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

'There's something hauntingly familiar about the bouquet.'

Cake Friday!