Culinary Chaos Explorer Prints

"Dinner will be ready in about 10 minutes"

Sloshed in kitchen.

"That's not the boiling oil, that's my casserole!"

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Only the years when the market was Bullish...'

'Why, of course I remember our first date -- I had filet mignon, potatoes au gratin, sauteed....'

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Tonight, perhaps Mrs. Lewis would prefer this quiet little table for two from which to send back her entrée?"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

'Strained carrots again! What am I being punished for this time?'

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"I feel like pushing the envelope this morning, honey, starting with a little grape jelly for that bran muffin."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Important Food Groups

"All of tonight's specials dance around the whole GMO thing."

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Before/After

French wine

Sauce for the Goose

'Burl says it only works with corn though if you want to try it.'

"I've never heard of it, either, but nothing ventured, nothing gained, I always say!"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

Holiday Supplies

"Incredible! Once again, you've made the perfect piece of toast."

'Men order. . . women shop.'