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'I'm sorry about the icy sidewalks Mr. Pizza Guy! Let me get my camera, ok? Just wait a minute.'

'See what happens when you let him cook.'

'Enjoy your meal! We grow everything ourselves!'

"You do like octopus?"

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

What the Doctor Ordered

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

La Table

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"Rump roast?"

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

"War is hell and so is this soup."

'We don't 'skimp' on the pour, sir; we're just generous with the glass.'

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Bermuda Triangles

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Wait until you taste the artisanal water. It's not to be believed.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Waiter...my entrée fell over.'

Hats and Food

Benihana style of cooking.

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

Menu Dating

'Now here's a place I like!'