Culinary Chaos Lover Pillows

"That was fun. Let's do it all again in three weeks."

Ethel regretted having natural gas installed.

Man balancing food.

'The chef lost a gold crown while he was making the salad, There's a $50 reward if you find it.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Too many kooks spoil the Broth.

Cooking with mum.

'Now you tell me the blender has a lid!'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

Out and In.

"Your food should be out shortly - just waiting for the exterminators to finish mopping up."

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

"Cooking is easy. You put stuff on the stove, burn it and then order pizza. My mom does it all the time."

Ainsley Harriott: "..Then add the nuts!"

'You made me jump.'

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

Egg battle.

Setting fire to the Christmas Pud.

It's all gravy.

'I'm sorry, I seem to have taken a wrong turning somewhere on the electronic information super-highway.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!

"Everyone's complaining about the food, the orders are all mixed up...what's going on back here, anyway?"

"Have you ever mixed nuts before, son?"

The home-style cooking institute

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Man's cooking explodes.

Cafe Burns.