Culinary Chaos Appreciator Pillows

'You could have waited until the fly settled elsewhere before swatting it...!

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Cafe Burns.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Anti-inflammation recipes

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'You made me jump.'

It's all gravy.

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

Cooking With Pollock.

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

Out and In.

'The food put up a fight.'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

"Is that your answer for everything...fold in a stick of butter?"

Cannibal: 'FOOOOD FIGHT!