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Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

"Prob-lo-Matic"

"Honey, dinner's ready! I just have to find it."

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Cafe Burns.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Anti-inflammation recipes

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

It's all gravy.

"If you're such an expert, you cook the lobster next time."

'You made me jump.'

Waiter' You betta stop that food fight, you SILLY fools! Here comes the Maitre D' !'

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Cooking With Pollock.

'It isn't supposed to taste good. It's furniture polish.'

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

'Barry, I think I know where you left the champagne bottle.'

A short-order cook gets sucked into the exhaust vent over the grill.

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Here comes the tossed salad!"

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

'So, not your favourite restuarant anymore...'

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

Out and In.

'The food put up a fight.'

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'I told you we shouldn't have brought him.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'