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"The shrimp alfredo you made a few weeks ago?"

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

Kitchen Tetris

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Man's cooking explodes.

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Ten out of ten for effort...

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

Anti-inflammation recipes

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

Chef De Party.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Bake off: Flan B

Cooking

Disaster in the kitchen.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

'Don't blame me - It's my husband's cooking!'

'Oh, yes. We often have people around when my Wife cooks... Usually, the fire brigade.'

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

"I mean, he does have a point."

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Cook au vin

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.