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Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

The Origin of Volcanic Eruptions.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"I mean, he does have a point."

Kitchen Tetris

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'Remember, the bits that still move are the best!'

'Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out.'

Mashing Potatoes

"Next time you're baking a cake, turn the mixer off before allowing him to lick it."

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

'Mildred-thy milk runneth over!'

Cookbooks

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

"Yo - I'm way overdone in here!"

Is that pancake ready yet?

Man's cooking explodes.

How to correctly estimate cooking time

Ten out of ten for effort...

TV chef sets the TV on fire.

Girl who can't cook meets guy who can't fix stuff.

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

'Now time for a coffee while hubby cleans up the mess.'

Anti-inflammation recipes

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

Chef De Party.

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

Disaster in the kitchen.

'Do you want toast with that?'

Cooking