Culinary Disaster Fans Pillows

'Something in the fridge has gone off.'

'It's good to see that you have a smoke detector...'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"Do you want ketchup on your steak too?"

"Dad's dinner really is melt-in-your-mouth...it's half frozen!"

'I'm sorry we put bearnaise sauce on your fillet by mistake. Randy will have it off there in a jiffy.'

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"The scallops were delicious, but the fork was dismal!"

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

"My dad ate my homework."

"Of course it tastes like chicken. That's why it's called the 'tuna surprise'."

"The fire department ruined dinner."

'The molto randy refelled her genoise.'

"Are you still waiting for the pancake to come down?"

'That's weird. All this fortune cookie says is 'look out!''

Killer Apple Pie Threatens Earth.

'Well, lucky you! The chef informs me that his breakfast special today is blackened scrambled eggs!'

"Well it's either my dinner or my shirt."

'Andy STILL hasn't got the hang of spaghetti..'

'Please stand by. We have temporary loss of your roast.'

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

'Should my souffle blow the oven door off?'

'Do you mind if I smoke?'

'How was the snapper, sir?'

"The chef's having a tough day, what with coroners and such."

'What do you mean, send out for pizza? This is pizza!'

Smelly fish.

"And you say this was the serving suggestion?"

'Jeeves, you've made this soup taste like absolute s**t! Well done!'

'You must be the only wife who uses a smoke alarm as a food timer!'

"Okay, let's eat."

"I'm sorry, the sesame peanut dressing is not agreeing with him."

"How is everything?"

"Gesundheit!"

'Let's sit in front of the fire.'