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"See? This is why we don't eat spaghetti."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Shaved Ice

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Culinary surgery.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"It's Chicken Mole!"

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"This is one of her more important paintings from her early period."

Funky Chef 2

Picasso

'Oh, hi!... yes, we have another emergency... make it the usual, and you know the address!'

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

The Salvador Deli

'Quit playing with it.'

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

Abundance of Caution

Artist and chiken

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Almost Everything Bagel

You still working on that?

Funky Chef 1

'I'd like to sample your house wine...Hmm, do you have something that stains a little better?'

'Is it still edible?'

"The fire department ruined dinner."

"I know I said I was hungry, but I'm not that hungry."

Do you do portraits as well?

Sandwich Shop

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate