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The Salvador Deli

Prisoner Painting With Food

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

"It's Chicken Mole!"

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Shaved Ice

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Culinary surgery.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

The worm that churned!

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

Picasso

Funky Chef 2

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

Burger stall at an art gallery

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Adam and Eve and Scott

Artist and chiken

Salvador Deli

Waiting staff

'Quit playing with it.'

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

You still working on that?

When seasons collide

'Enjoy?...How?'

Funky Chef 1

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

Do you do portraits as well?

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."