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Finding the Venus in the Clams.

Come dine with me!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Mouse with a cat cake.

"It's Chicken Mole!"

The worm that churned!

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Shaved Ice

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Culinary surgery.

Picasso

Funky Chef 2

Burger stall at an art gallery

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

The Salvador Deli

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

'Quit playing with it.'

Salvador Deli

Adam and Eve and Scott

Artist and chiken

Almost Everything Bagel

Funky Chef 1

'Enjoy?...How?'

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

Sandwich Shop

Dog admiring hot dog

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

Do you do portraits as well?

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate