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Finding the Venus in the Clams.

Come dine with me!

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

"Baby Jackson Pollock"

Mouse with a cat cake.

'I'm in the amusingly shaped vegetables department.'

Culinary surgery.

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

The worm that churned!

Shaved Ice

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"It's Chicken Mole!"

Funky Chef 2

Picasso

Burger stall at an art gallery

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

'Given the date, they must be organic.'

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

The Salvador Deli

Adam and Eve and Scott

'Quit playing with it.'

Salvador Deli

Artist and chiken

Almost Everything Bagel

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."

Funky Chef 1

You still working on that?

'Enjoy?...How?'

Do you do portraits as well?

"I love the splatter effect you got with the green. What brush did you use?"

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

The Sausage world's version of a Crematorium using a Barbecue to Cremate

Sandwich Shop