Food Art T-Shirts

Cone of uncertainty.

'AAAGH!!! I'm just messing with you Mr. Jenkins, that didn't hurt at all.'

Shaved Ice

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

'I played around with acrylics for about a minute, but now I work exclusively with food.'

Picasso

Mouse with a cat cake.

At the funeral of the inventor of the hotdog bun.

Sandwich Shop

Spaghetti Hair

Tartine

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"I know you didn't order the snails, sir. They're complimentary with the salad."

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

'Progress of a bookshelf'

The wonderful world of cheese.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"You said the cauliflower is locally grown – would you elaborate?"

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Wok. Don't Wok.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Children's Feast.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

His New Grillfriend

Filet minion

'You realize we're only having three people over...'