Food Decorator Pillows

It takes very little effort and they really appreciate it when I add some sprinkles!

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Painting by the numbers for adults

Christmas Tree

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"Home depot."

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Painting the Ceiling

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

Books: The Wit and Wisdom of Ebenezer Scrooge

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Beanirrito"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Happy Turkey Day!

"It's called geometry, Mum."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Face Painting.

"I'm starting to think stripes."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

"Honey, I think that's too many bows."

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

'The kids just love doing paint by numbers.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Mouse with a cat cake.

Redecorating Easter Island.

Fabulous civil union cake.