Meal Decorator Pillows

A shop is called 'Garnishes: Top Meals in Tough Times'.

Domestic Goddess.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Patissier

Fabulous civil union cake.

Mouse with a cat cake.

Happy birthday Darling!

'My dress is thirteen years old today!'

'I love it when you cook - it lets me practice faking it.'

Easter Egg

'After you with the camouflage.'

Birthday Cake

Easter Bonnet

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

"Is it from a mix or from scratch?"

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Tsunami in the cooking pot.

'It's from a company in California -- they want you to design a line of refrigerator magnets.'

'You'll find loaves in the pantry and fishes in the freezer.'

"Every time my wife has an accident in the kitchen, I end up eating it. . ."

'Howard's short stay in the hospital was good for both of us. He finally appreciates my cooking.'

'Help! -- I ate too much and I can't get up!'

"Easter and Halloween are my two favorite zombie-related holidays."

Wedding cake figurines show a man relaxing in the bath at a spa.

'How about if we choose teams based on who has the coolest stamp collection.'

'Well how do you spell it then?'

"And there it is... Coronation chicken"

'Baking is my video gaming.'

'What does Easter mean to you?'