Dessert Decorator Pillows

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

Painting by the numbers for adults

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Banana Split...

Today's special... donuts.

Painting the Ceiling

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Banana Split Personality

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"It's called geometry, Mum."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."