Dessert Decorator T-Shirts

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'Fine stencilling. But have you never thought - Tit Willow, Tit Willow, Tit Willow?'

Ice Cream Surgeon

Painting by the numbers for adults

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Adhesive Tiles: Do Not Open from this End.

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

Painting the Ceiling

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'And just what makes you think I don't know what I'm doing?!!'

'Can I invite my friends round to watch, Mom?'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Banana Split Personality

"We went for Scandinavian interiors."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"It's called geometry, Mum."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"My wife complains that I'm cold and self-serving."