Dessert Chef T-Shirts

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Doughnut Making

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

Dessert

At Ice Cream Academy

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Pi Ala Mode.

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Banana Split...

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Banana Split Personality

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."