Dessert Designer T-Shirts

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

3 D printing (Mille Feuille)

Baker

"The chef is a frustrated architect."

At Ice Cream Academy

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Freshest ice cream in town!

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Today's special... donuts.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Pie Filling Reader

'Shall we bother with the sweet, chubby-chops?'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"I might just get a pie."

Smiling Cake: Brave yet stupid pastry...smiled all the way to the small intestine

'I put the cake in the blender because I wanted a glass of cake.'