Dessert Dreamers T-Shirts

'I'm saved - it's a dessert island!'

'You have a file cabinet full of recipes you're printed off. The only way 99% of them will ever make it into our stomachs is if we the printer paper.'

I'm not giving you a raise to support your iPhone app habit. Hold that thought. Playing a new game where I move the phone around to carve the perfect dessert. It's called App Pie. You're humiliating all of us - by which I mean the whole planet. High pie score!

"Well, if it's not a Mirage, we're lost, in the Dessert!"

Summer Berries

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

'I'm sorry but I can't bring out the dessert menu until both of you have eaten your veggies, company policy.'

Lemmingtons

Circa 1928, The Reese's Candy laboratory.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Pi Ala Mode.

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

Today's special... donuts.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Banana Split...

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Banana Split Personality

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Our visit to the flan factory.

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."