Dreamer Of Desserts T-Shirts

'That one looks like a cream cake...That one looks like a Big Mac...'

Ice Cream Dreams.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Today's special... donuts.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Gooseberry Fool...

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

His Her Cakes

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

Our visit to the flan factory.

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

Cake Friday!

Chocolate Shop

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

You're next, Mr. Kimble - right after his apple danish.

The Great Lamington Drive of 1892 - Lamingtons are being herded like cattle across the plains by cowboys... or lamingtonboys.

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Shark infested custard!

Let's skip to dessert

'Shortly you will be running for your life. I wouldn't order dessert.'