Dessert Adventurers T-Shirts

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Diner.

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Always empty your fridge before starting a diet.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Picking pastries.

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Gaston's Gourmet Truckstop

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Thou Shalt Not!

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Actually I'm a nerdivore. I only eat your lamer plants and animals: duckbill platypi, cumquats, daffodils, the occasional mudshark.'

Holiday Supplies

Birthday Cakes: From Around the World

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

A dog at the bakery.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"You've ordered comfort food. May I recommend a comfort wine?"

"It's been redacted to produce our sauces."

"It's a Haiku Dinner."

Shark infested custard!